Nothing like a Crashing stock market.

To get everyone off Their asses.

We are from the government and we are here to help.Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
O Lord, kumbaya

Ladies and gentleman, after 10 years of childish stupidity, hair pulling, spitballing and years of Childlike laziness. The U.S. Government has decided that they may have a roll in doing something besides waisting your tax money Arguing "if a Cat and dog become a Dat."

"The government has decided that we actually do have jobs, and that we will start doing those jobs Immediately. This increased productivity, should result in a move from U.S. negative Productivity and GDP, to Positive. But nobody had a projection of an actual date"

I mean... How can you blame them... Their 401K's were going down by the day.

In closing they remarked that "For sure this time" they will manage to Rubber stamp whatever proposal treasury and the Reserve come up with. And that the legislation would be quickly signed into law, as soon as the president returned from 'Ice Cream day' at Bennigins.

Then the childish behavior can begin anew....



The funniest thing today was the president came out and said "I'm going to be monitoring things in the financial markets this morning." Which I translated to "I'm going to spend the morning watching CNBC."

Hey... the internets were going down.