Haim's assistant

(I'm going to get every bike rider in the city watching this)

Right, ..... So you know she Pines For Haim...... BADLY.... secretly deep in her "Hello Kitty" BedCover, and matching sheets, Room smells of way to much lavender and Vanilla. Where she lives with her Parents, and 3 younger siblings; Cody, Cynthia... and Nash.....

Yes, Yes she tried to have an acting career, was quite the character actor at Malibu High School, Even beat out one of Robert Wagner/Natalie wood's daughter to be the Dark Witch, in that years production of "Snow White".. Couple of bit parts, in ABC after school Specials "Why did Jimmy Commit Suicide", and "How I Accidentally killed my brother with a boat Paddle, when I was high."(doesn't that date me, This was an old Scott Baio Picture.) but years later decided "behind the scenes" was where she belonged, she Wanted to Direct.

Every day she watches him, Like Cathy Bates... And yet it's a TV show... so how can she kidnap him and get him tied up. Maybe if she is lucky he will go on a drug binge, and late at night she will get that call.... He is passed out in a Gutter.... she brings him back to the "Hello Kitty Lair", where in his drug induced state, he is overwhelmed by the Potpourri, and her soft motherly touches.....

And they fall madly in love.

And Every morning she wakes up from this blissful dream..... and wakes up, showers and continues to wait.

I know I'm a sick fucker.... But it's True Right?